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Every now and then, I come across some inspirational shit, and every now and then, I say to myself, someone should compile this into a little read. As most of us men have a terribly short attention span, the post will
Damnit! See, I told you so. Anyways, before I forget let’s go:
Manly man rules:
- Speak deeper and slower if you want others to listen to you.
- Don’t wait for the right time, it does not exist.
- Don’t expect honesty from people who lie to themselves.
- Dress classy: A classy man will never be outfashioned.
- Never send a dick pic. What the hell are you thinking man?
- Spend time outside.
- Spray cologne behind your ears and shoulders, trust me.
- Woman are attracted to forearms. Roll those sleeves up.
- Read a book. Bonus if done in public.
- Don’t always be available.
- Don’t talk about your plans, show the results.
- Smile with your mouth closed.
- When negotiating, start ridiculous. Any subsequent offer sounds reasonable.
- If you want to connect, mirror body language.
- Be the one that helps.
- Never suffer imagined troubles. Either it happened, or it didn’t.
- When receiving a gift, receive it like a Lamborghini.
- Always be on time. Be early when the invite says “on-time”
- If two people invite you, go with the one who invited you first.
- If you see someone stealing food or baby products, you didn’t see nothing.
- Never be ashamed of your parents in social situations.
- Always give a second chance, but no third.
- Never humiliate a person who serves you.
- Show dominance, but never disrespect.
- Never split the bill on a date.
- Throw the first punch, but walk away before it becomes necessary if you can.
- Own your mistakes, take your punishment, then go out and set things right.
- Never show a pic of you crying, and never play victim.
- Stand up straight, shoulders back.
- Say “Thank you” when you receive a compliment.
As it goes, I’ve lost the rest of them. 30 of them. Nice round number. Just in time too, I think, cause if you are a man and you read this far, scroll up a bit and go again. Your attention faded. I know.
Amor Fati.
