LizzardKing

Every now and then, I come across some inspirational shit, and every now and then, I say to myself, someone should compile this into a little read. As most of us men have a terribly short attention span, the post will

Damnit! See, I told you so. Anyways, before I forget let’s go:

Manly man rules:

• Speak deeper and slower if you want others to listen to you.
• Don’t wait for the right time, it does not exist.
• Don’t expect honesty from people who lie to themselves.
• Dress classy: A classy man will never be outfashioned.

• Never send a dick pic. What the hell are you thinking man?
• Spend time outside.
• Spray cologne behind your ears and shoulders, trust me.
• Woman are attracted to forearms. Roll those sleeves up.
• Read a book. Bonus if done in public.
• Don’t always be available.
• Don’t talk about your plans, show the results.
• Smile with your mouth closed.
• When negotiating, start ridiculous. Any subsequent offer sounds reasonable.
• If you want to connect, mirror body language.
• Be the one that helps.

• Never suffer imagined troubles. Either it happened, or it didn’t.
• When receiving a gift, receive it like a Lamborghini.
• Always be on time. Be early when the invite says “on-time”
• If two people invite you, go with the one who invited you first.
• If you see someone stealing food or baby products, you didn’t see nothing.
• Never be ashamed of your parents in social situations.

• Always give a second chance, but no third.
• Never humiliate a person who serves you.
• Show dominance, but never disrespect.
• Never split the bill on a date.
• Throw the first punch, but walk away before it becomes necessary if you can.
• Own your mistakes, take your punishment, then go out and set things right.
• Never show a pic of you crying, and never play victim.
• Stand up straight, shoulders back.
• Say “Thank you” when you receive a compliment.

As it goes, I’ve lost the rest of them. 30 of them. Nice round number. Just in time too, I think, cause if you are a man and you read this far, scroll up a bit and go again. Your attention faded. I know.

Amor Fati.